I am an Engineer coz
1... i can write 70 words per minute but i can't read my own handwriting.
2... i rearrange my bookshelf to maximize the packing factor.
3... i spend more time with my calculator than with my family
4... my IQ is greater than my weight.
5... i explain three year olds why the sky is blue using terms like scattering,diffraction and proceed to explain optics,Fresnel's experiment,etc.
6... my watch has more buttons than my telephone and more computing power than a 300 Mhz Pentium.
7... i consider myself well dressed if my socks match.
8... i know the second law of thermodynamics but not my shirt size.
9... i have no life - and can prove it mathematically
10... i alw