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Warren, Ohio

Computer Consultant

When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left and could say, "I used everything you gave me". - Erma Bombeck I'm a simple guy who enjoys using his imagination and learns dead languages for fun. I listen to hard rock, yet write classical music. I hate cheese, yet I like pizza. I enjoy long road trips, yet dislike sitting still. If you think that I'm a contradiction, riddle me this: A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge