i DRINK to forgott i drink.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Giving up drinking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times
I drink therefore I am.
I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
so.. lets party! !