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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

get your garbage off the grass the biography of I. So, i was born on January 23rd, of the year 1942. i was originally born with a twin but i ate her in my mothers womb and now she haunts me from time to time. my husband Bobby Danger Satterfield proposed to me with a golden ring he found in a cave and we spent fricking years walking it to a volcano cuz a bunch of gangstas on horses tried to get us. i am the one. there can be only one. now i live a peaceful life in tahiti farming bananas with my lover all the while he is owning the biggest gym chain around the world, my oh my he is so strong. our love is the burning fire of saurons eye. (thats the 2nd lotr comment). koo koo ka choo.