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Hamilton, Ohio United States

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I am 5', 6 and three quarters inches, with one hazel eye and one crossed right eye, the Conservative one. I have an IQ of minus three and am an honorary member of Tea Anonymous (TA). Conceived in a petrie glass in 1942, after a drunken night of debauchery, I evolved to cross three continents, deceive, then marry a beautiful, gainfully employed genius that I affectionately call ,"Ice Pick", because she told me that if I ever cheated on her that's what I would get - and she knows where I sleep. I am blessed with a son, a who, in turn, gave me three grandkids - just gave them to me. Currently I am learning to take out the trash without being asked. My mother died at childbirth - Her own.