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New Orleans, Louisiana

idk if you know Megan MacFarland....but shes my favorite cousin. respect. What I really want to do is drop out of school and move to the beach where I will become a lifeguard....obviously. This will allow me to perfect my whistle twirling and sandcastle building skills until the day I am fired for refusing to go into the water....there are sharks in there and sharks eat people. Job-less and alone I will wonder around the boardwalk break dancing for money until I am discovered and asked to be on America's Best Dance Crew. From there I will move on the replace Kelly of "Regis and Kelly" and my ultimate life goal will be realized.