If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddamn autobiography or anything.
[taken from 'Catcher in the Rye' a great novel by J.D.Salinger]