very strange y wud u wnt 2o know about me.. u already kno me.. dont u...okay okay... here v go...
i m illitrate..
i'm tooooooo lazzzy so dont expect me 2o b runnin arround 4 u...
i m not a 32 yr old woman...
i m not a dentist...
i m not authorized to fire substitute teachers....
i m not deliciously saucy..
I did not see Elvis...
I do not hav diplomatic immunity...
I saw nothing unusual in da teachers lounge...
dont ever trust me...
but i can help u folks at ur worst times also....
I m never SERIOUS in my life...
neways keep readin on..