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1. God is real, unless declared integer.
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2. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
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3. Death is hereditary.
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4. There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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5. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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6. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
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7. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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