I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. All the knowledge I possess everyone else can acquire, but my heart is all my own. I own me, and therefore, I can engineer me. I am me, and I am okay. I am athletic. I surf the net. Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane. I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.