I'm Aj, and I am completely in love with Iryna and Lauren, but mostly Lauren. And it's amazing that they even hang out with me seeing as I'm so crusty (crustatean) and they're both so flippin rad.
And my dog FedEx is flippin nasty.
LAUREN is so flippin rad. She says that Aj is fat and uglyy<3 And Iryna is the hottest thing on the face of the planet. She also says that you should fancy pancake and bacon sandwiches. And that Aj needs to take her leotard and die.
Love, McShLauren and IRYNA.