You know you're a runner when...
1. Short-shorts don't bother you at all.
2. You hate when people ask if you jog.
3. Your watch's tan-line has an achieved sense of pride.
4. You try to wear as little as possible on a run.
5. You go on a run to relax.
6. Running is your preferred method of transportation.
7. You know the food pyramid by heart.
8. You drink water/gatorade like your life depends on it.
9. If you don't run you have anxiety.
10. You leave the house at 6 am for a run.
11. You dread waking up at 5:55 am to leave for the run.
12. You feel better after said run.
13. Walking somewhere seems like forever!
14. Cars/oncoming traffic is your worst enemy.
15. People walki