Sassy in a friendly way
Top ten reasons to be a nurse:
10.We assess all areas of the body
9.Scrubs make for easy access
8.We're used to handling all types of bodily fluids
7.We're good at taking orders
6.We know all the right places to palpate
5.We know how to properly apply leather restraints
4.We know lots of different positions...Trendelenberg, Lateral, Fowler's
3.We know that lubrication is helpful in any procedure
2. Two words: sponge bath
1. We're always up for a good game of doctor.