Allen Zero: Real Allen Taste. Zero Calories.
You know, writing an "about me" is potentially the toughest thing to do in this world. Because describing yourself really isn't that simple. Other people may have simpler views of you, so it'd be easier of them to describe you, but even they may not know who you really are intrapersonally. I'm often a different person to myself than I am to basically everyone else. So which version of myself do I write about? I'd rather just let everyone else figure out, instead of force-feeding information into a paragraph.