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Montreal, Quebec

Probation Rescue Member

I'm a Savant, Epicure, Rhodes Scholar & PhD. I speak seven languages fluently. I dabble in rocket science, quantum physics and in my spare time I devised the unified field theory. I have authored 15 books, 23 screenplays & 114 patents. I like to paint deconstructionist watercolors, write haiku poetry and have composed 11 major symphonies (plus one opera in Tibetan). I trained in Freudian psychology & lecture on Zen Buddhism. I was awarded a Medal of Honor for bravery in combat in the gulf war. I climbed Everest, swam the English Channel and was knighted by the Queen. I won 3 Olympic gold medals, the Indy 500, the Kentucky Derby and Tour de France. Also active in charity work with disabled ch