In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland. True story. - Barney Stinson
A handsome man who plays 83 musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf- pressed, have flown fighter jets around the world blindfolded, ranks first in world laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs and currently sit on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why I probably won't return your calls.