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m a really shy guy but people wrongly interprit me as an egoistic person.....i usually dream about those things which r almost impossible to be a reality.......


15 reasons why guitars are better than galfriends:

01. Gals dump you. A guitar will always be there when you get home.
02. A guitar's minimum requirement is an amp. A gal's is 
shoes, clothes, makeup, a mirror, magazines, more shoes and a tiny handbag.And that's every week!
03. You'll never turn on a gal as fast as you can turn on an amp.
04. If your guitar sounds crap, you can tune it. If your gal talks crap you're stuck with her.
05. Guitars, unlike gals, have volume control which goes all the way down.
06. If you pla

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