Hi! I'm from Chile, where the weather works on its own, seagulls are a prize, dogs sells gas, ducks gives bank loans, superheroes wash dishes, where it rains in the middle of the summer, where a 7 Richter earthquake is called an "aftershock", where Twitter and Facebook are more up do date than the National Emergency Office and where the upper class makes "reguleque" salaries...
For the "reguleque" explanation... google it :-)