1. I am weird, handle (if at all) with care.
2. I curse, a lot and make racist jokes!!
3. I could be abusing you and you wouldnt even know (learned abusing in 5 languages)
4. I like to lick the plate after I m done eating maggi. Yumm
5. I have headphones on me even when I sleep!
6. I can say it with conviction that I am smarter and wittier than you, whoever you may be. So dont bother taking an unnecessary panga cuz hell I might even be stronger than you.
7. I hate writing point no. 7 in the many nonsensical lists I make
8. Dont ask me shit questions. (Read : Dont ask me how I am, how I ve been, why I dont remember/scrap/call you, am I single/committed/married etc.)