Don't drink and drive - you might hit a bump and spill it.
If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.
Reality is a figment of your imagination.
Don't use force; use a bigger hammer.
It's not what you say in your argument, it's how loud you say it.
Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
It's only a game until you lose.
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
Everything is unimportant in some way.
Love isn't love until you give it away.
Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
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