You're looking for something that does not, has not, will not, might not or must not exist ...
... but you're always welcome to search for it.
I'm not the man you think I am
I'm not that kind of guy
beneath this sleek exterior
there's less than meets the eye
I'm just what you've been looking for
your wildest dream come true
I'm not the man you think I am
But I'm the man for you
I'm burning with indifference
I'm sleeping with desire
I'm selling snow to Eskimos
I'm preaching to the choir
My past is catching up to me
my chips are coming due
I'm not the man you think I am
But I'm the man for you
....lol...