I’m the person most likely to knock the 15th century vase off it’s pedestal in a museum, the one who’ll cause an avalanche of books in the library and give the librarian a concussion in the process. I’ll find the smallest pebble in the smoothest of roads to stumble on, and if nothing there’s always my own feet to trip over. But being the biggest klutz does give me tons of subject matter – so I don’t mind it much :D :P