A Paki walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only PAKI man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The PAKI turned around and stood up. He then said:
"listen Bitch....when I was born, I was PAKI!"
"When I grew up, I was PAKI "
"When I'm sick, I'm PAKI "
..."When I go in the sun, i'm PAKI "
"When I'm cold, I'm PAKI "
"When I die, I'll be PAKI
But you BITCH...."
"When you're born, you're pink, "
"When you grow up, you're white, "
"When you're sick, you're green, "
"When you go in the sun, you turn red, "
"When you're cold, you turn blue, "
"And when you die, you turn purple."
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