Personal Information
Organization / Workplace
Chaska, Minnesota
Occupation
Public Affairs Chief
About
I am a lucky, lucky man to have a VERY supportive and loving wife and two fantastic sons (Sean - Aug 2008, Lance - May 2000).
I have no superpowers - believe me, I've tried just about everything imaginable and I’ve discovered the following: I can't fly; I'm certainly not invincible; not faster than a speeding bullet (even if I was given a .4999 mi head start in a half mile race); can't hold my breath for much more than 90 seconds; DEFINITELY can't read people's minds (but I am a little intuitive); no psychic powers; no x-ray vision (my eyesight is actually starting to decline – stupid computer screens all day!); can’t shoot fireballs from my eyes (just imagined daggers); can’t be