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Chicago, Illinois
Occupation
Content Director
About
Hey now.
Financial writer, foul-mouthed pop-culture commentator, adventurous cook, karaoke singer, 37-year-old going on 11 gong on 67, and huge Cardinals baseball fan living in the Midwest. Recent transplant to the big city, and I'm not sure my wardrobe can handle it. Not nearly as cool as I wish I were, but I'm trying. My idea of dancing is jumping up and down a lot. It's been a decades-long mystery as to why I don't like Depeche Mode and the Smiths any more than I do. Ringo is my favorite Beatle. I can resist sweets, but I constantly crave Doritos and Triscuits. I'd like to subsist on 4-1/2 hours of sleep per night, just like Thomas Jefferson. I'm on a lifelong quest for the perfec