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Moore, Oklahoma

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I (still) spend an unreasonable amount of time at Denny's sitting and talking. I love my cat dearly. I used to watch exactly 3 hours of television per week. I have a fascination with toasted breakfast foods. I critique strangers' grammar. I believe that the meaning of life has something to do with the number seven. I laugh inappropriately at scary movies. What knowledge I have is mostly useless trivia. I cannot order from delis. I find clever wordplay funnier than any other form of comedy. Flying stinging insects scare me to death, as do automatic car washes. I leave the last serving of food in its container until I have to throw it away. I avoid unprotected left turns whenever