Some women were made but me, myself
I like to think that I was created for a special purpose...
I might be the sparkliest thing I've ever seen... and I've seen a lot of sparkly things
I've never had a filling and I've got blue eyes
I've got every kind of lipstick you can buy
I've got three cupboards for my shoes
And a mirror that always tells the truth
I've got clothes in case it's hot
Clothes for when it's cold but still I don't know what to wear
What to wear tonight
I've got the concentration of a small child
Patience
Well
Not all the time
A wounded look and a silly smile that always gets me what I want
I've got a garden but it has no grass
It's got plastic chairs and the table's glass