Personal Information
Organization / Workplace
Columbia, Missouri
Occupation
State Youth Development Specialist
About
I am a dynamic figure. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a shameless trekkie. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I am noted for managing time efficiently, and can cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. On weekends to let off steam I participate in full contact origami. I also play bluegrass cello and breed prize winning clams.
I've won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving
