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Beverly Hills, California

Owner

I can hurl a golf club at small moving objects with swat team precision. I sleep once a week whether I need it or not and when I do sleep it's in a chair. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire and I'm a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I've been caller number nine and won the weekend passes. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and The Grapes of Wrath in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I can hurl a golf club at small moving objects with swat team precision. I sleep once a week whether I need it or not and when I