NAME: Bruce Santoz
NICKNAME : sweetkisser...
DATE OF BIRTH: 17th March
GENDER: Male
HOBBIES:
- Collecting teeth from a live tiger,
- Catching bullets with my bare hands,
- Assassinations,
- Jogging up & down Mount Kenya
- Collecting rock particles from the moon
MY RECORD:
- Took my own Vote to Bomas of Kenya for tallying
- Fought with an elephant and broke its
neck.
- Skinned a crocodile alive.
- Played Poker with mungiki dancing
ohangla songs
- Killed Superman.
- Held my breath under water for 2 months, 3 weeks, 6 hours, 51 minutes, 45 seconds!
- Assassinated Adolf Hitler, John F. Kennedy, Tupac, B.I.G. (the list is too long).
GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT:
-Surfed on hot lava while the volcan