I'm an idiot, first and foremost. I have a passion for outlaws and those that subvert convention, people crazy enough to be fun, not crazy enough to be self-delusional, hate tabloid journalism, think conservatism is crippling humanity, can't wait for karma to catch up with the assholes of this world (little Johnny is no.1 on the karmic hit list). I'm also a reformed meat eater. Mmm, bacon.