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Boston, New York

Cashier

Greetings land dwellers. May you prosper all the days and find happiness in the fact that there are ponies on Mars. Hmmmm...about me. I have brown hair, brown eyes, and a molten body. I was originally created as an experiment. I can produce mini dinosaurs by the magical orb that shoots out of my ankle (Why the ankle? Well, they are MINI dinosaurs-they have to be able to reach the ground). But don't worry about a takeover from these fellows...they are sort of an illusion. By comparison, I guess they are closest to holograms. Why dinosaurs? Well, I could make them be alien hobos, if you so wish. Or maybe singing envelopes? Anything. It's an iiillllluuuussssiiioooonnnnn. Hmm...What else?