I'm kind of a bitch.
Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think I can take it; it took so long to bake it. And I'll never have that recipe again.
Try a cantaloupe. The most passionate of all breakfast melons.
Grab a needle, grab a thimble, if it's all that keeps you sane.
I peel you, banana.
Men should be what they seem.
Hit me up on
a) Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/procelesbian
b) Most of all, YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/krispykritterlover?feature=mhum
Something everyone should know about me: I don't throw the L-word around. I don't say it to people I don't really love. On the other hand, even if I don't use it on you I might still feel that way about you. I'm cautio