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Organization / Workplace
Odessa, Ukraine
Occupation
Creator/Manager
About
What do I do?
System architecture.
Networking and security.
While you were busy minoring in gender studies and singing a capella at Sarah Lawrence,
I was gaining root access to NSA servers.
I was one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution.
I actually went to Vassar.
I prevent cross-site scripting, I monitor for DDoS attacks, emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings.
The Internet... heard of it?
Transfers half a petabyte of data every minute.
Do you have any idea how that happens?
All those YouPorn ones and zeroes streaming directly to your shitty, little smart phone day after day?
Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can't get the new dubstep Skr