I'm 26, from Monaghan! Am from theeeee great city of Carrickmacross.
But I've had it with this dump! I've got no food, I've got no jobs, my pets' heads are falling off!!
I want to go some place warm. Where the beer flows like wine, where the women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano...im talking about a little place called Liverpool!!
I don't know though the French are assholes!