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Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Credo quia absurdum I invented Death by Viking Funeral. I don't know that I care therefore I know that I don't care. Willy Wonka's philosophy is more fundamental to my own than even that of Planet of the Apes. As a younger man l was a sculptor, a painter and a musician. There was just one problem: I wasn't very good. As a matter of fact, I was dreadful. I came to the frustrating conclusion that I had taste and style, but not talent. I knew my limitations. We all have our limitations. Fortunately, I discovered that taste and style are commodities that people desire. What I'm saying is know your limitations. You are a moron.