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Durham, North Carolina

Research Associate

Secret Powers: disappearing into her room for hours at a time; unusual tolerance for high levels of caffeine; ability to match socks. Arch Enemy: Microsoft Secret Weapons: Xray glasses, Flying bedspread, Electric crayons. crawled out of slime pit in 1966, evolved legs and four brain cells, was adopted by a pack of Coyotes and nourished by Big Gulps. Struggled, struggled, struggled, struggled, struggled, lived happily ever after.