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Istanbul, Turkey
About
you know how people
have these little habits
that get you down. like bernie.
bernie like to chew gum.
no, not chew. pop.
well, i came home this one day
and i am really irritated, and
looking for a little sympathy
and there'e bernie layin'
on the couch, drinkin' a beer
and chewin'. no, not chewin'.
poppin'. so, i said to him,
i said, "bernie, you pop that
gum one more time..."
and he did.
so i took the shotgun off the wall
and i fired two warning shots...
...into his head.