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Caution, may contain Geekiness.
I like making people laugh. This is lucky.
There are always two sides to every argument. Generally speaking, I'm on the other one.
The 6 phrases of doom:
"It'll be fine."
"Don't worry."
"What could go wrong."
"It's [completely] Foolproof."
"No problem."
"I know what I'm doing."
"I only regret that I have but one life to waste playing video games." - Ctrl+Alt+Del
"Look, at least Bush/Blair/Cameron doesn't worship Satan."
"Only because God offers more votes!"
- I'm not actually sure where this one comes from. It may actually be original
"Congratulations on not having died yet." - The perfect alternative to "Happy Birthday"
"Ninety pe