When not battling dragons, gryffins, and other glorious creatures of myth, I like to spend my time saving youth centers in dance competitions with my killer moves. Sometimes I'm called upon by the president to resolve an international crisis, and when my rugged good looks and million-dollar smile don't do the trick, I must resort to my incomparable skills with a cheese grater. I am the son of a poor black sharecropper who overcame adversity and racial bias in this world to become a successful, white entrepreneur and mad scientist. My experiments on applied quantum theory have led to breakthroughs in re-animation/zombification by utilizing benzene rings with nitrogenous bases, which alter gen