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the timeline of my life:
i peaked socially at the pooh playhouse pre-school where i juggled as many as three girlfriends over the course of the school year.
i peaked intellectually in 5th grade when my D.A.R.E. essay was chosen to be read in front of the entire class at D.A.R.E. graduation.
i hit rock bottom shortly thereafter when i peed my pants during the 6th grade science practical. it's been a steady decline ever since.