"I would like to be Michelle Pfeiffer to your angry black kid who learns that poetry is just another way to rap."
-Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock
"You are so blind! You so do not understand! You weren't there at the beginning. You don't know how good it was! How important! This is it for you! This jumped-up firework display of a toy advert! People like you make me sick! What's wrong with you?! Now, I don't care if you've saved up all your fifty 'p's, take your pocket money and get out!"
-Tim Bisley, Spaced
"You wouldn't worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do."
- Eleanor Roosevelt