I think a person is nothing more than a vehicle that can be used to accomplish a task. My task is simple: Saving Surge. For those of you too young to remember, Surge was a soda sold in the late 20th century. It was notable for the high amount of deliciousness each serving contained. Then Coke discontinued it. Now Surge is back, with the name Vault. Please drink Vault, because if no one does then all will be lost.