The software isn’t finished until the last user is dead
Java: write once, debug everywhere.
Computers can never replace human stupidity.
Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.
Though I’ll admit readability suffers slightly
Unlike humans, a ruby object can change its genes.
The hardest part of design … is keeping features out.
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors
Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray
The sooner you get behind in your work, the more time you have to catch up
Any programming problem can be solved by adding a level of indirection.
Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have