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Melbourne, Victoria, Australia
About
I'm not better than sex or chocolate, but sliced bread is in a bit of trouble.
I like inventing things. If it doesn't exist, then how can we make it?
I come from a broken home. Don't worry, my parents are still together but Dad just hasn't got around to fixing the front door handle that doesn't work.
I'm the drunk guy at the bar who makes a "passive smoking causes cancer" joke when the smoke machine comes on, then asks "Do you like whales in houses... how about a humpback at my place?"
I'm not morbidly obese.
I don't like Krispy Kremes, purely in protest for their bad spelling.
I often wonder things that people shouldn't wonder. Like whether trannies go for runs dressed as men or wome