>Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.
>Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.
>I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!
>I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time!
>If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking.
>Normal people worry me!
>I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!
>If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.
>Me & you... We could make the world jealous.
>Life is too short. So why don't you love me before we run out of time!
>I haven't met Mr Right yet. But I have met Mr Fake, Mr Player & Mr Loser. My middl