Let's see.
I'm:
Dementedly brutal;
Mentally chaotic;
A sore loser;
Scorchingly silent;
Elusively spontaneous;
Abruptly adjusted;
Rigid with paranoia;
Insanely smart;
Contractive procrastinator;
Conclusively wise;
Rigidly cunning;
Subjunctively indecisive;
Plethorically unpredictable.
In accordance to stereotypical human perception. It can or may not change depending on how you take things though.