Well once I had a hamster. One day i was going to give him some water, but by accident I spilled the water all over him. So I had the brilliant idea to put him in the microwave (just for dry him), after 10 min I thought "he must be feeling hot", so i decided to put him on the refrigerator for another 10 min, and then I thought "he must be cold" so I put him back on the microwave.
Next day he was dead! , stiff and yellow. My mother was yelling me " you killed him, you killed him!". Since then my parents do not let me have pets.
Thats the end of my sad history :(