no. 1 requirement: height, 5'10" or taller
no. 2 requirement: great/classy surname
no. 3 requirement: older than me
no. 4 requirement: owns a car
no. 5 requirement: non-smoker
no. 6 requirement: 100% male
no. 7 requirement: friend of my friends
no. 8 requirement: can sing for me