: Signs You've Been in the Theatre Too Much:
1. Your weekend consists of Monday, and only Monday.
2. "Q" is not just a letter.
3. National holidays that fall on Monday seem pointless to you.
4. You know more than one theory for the origin of the name "green room."
5. You can't remember what daylight looks like.
6. You feel naked without your keys attached to your belt loop
7. 95% of your wardrobe is black.
8. You tell more stories of what went wrong on shows you've done than what went smoothly.
9. You start wondering what it feels like to be a prop.
10. Your diet consists of fast food or microwaved food.
11. You insist on spelling "theatre" with an "re" not an "er".
12. People recognise you